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Part II of my series of Texas Hold’em articles is a little something fun. I’m going to list off my Top 10 Texas Hold’em slang terms for your “hole” cards (two face down cards each player gets dealt, for more info see previous article The Basics of Texas Hold’em). Here we go:

10. 45 - Colt 45 usually sucks just like the beer

9. 88 - Snowmen may or may not be a frosty hand to play

8. AK - Machine Gun (AK-47) or Anna Kournikova, they say it looks good but seldomly win, lol

7. KK - King Kong I wouldn’t mess with this giant ape, a top hand to play

6. AJ - AJAX for all you programmers out there ain’t too shabby of an hand

5. J5 - Jackson 5 is a nice throwback into 70’s and into the muck pile

4. 1010 - Binary is very bland but very powerful

3. 33 - Hooters not one but 2 sets are not as good they look

2. JK off suit - Jack-King-off get it, get it this is a great one and solid face cards

1. QQ - 4 tits, don’t be fooled by their body parts, these women can be very competitive

Those are my top 10 poker slang terms, hate them or love they’re my favorites. There’s probably many more good ones that I don’t know of, so feel free to add to the list by discussing in the forum community. That was something fun and the up and coming articles we’ll get back into the technical side of the Texas Hold’em poker game.

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