August 15, 2008

Extramarital Affairs, Bathrooms, and Texting in Politics Today

By madnessletters | 08.15.2008 | Filed under: Uncategorized

It seems these days we can’t go an election cycle without some sort of sex scandal involving a public official gracing our newspaper headlines. Whether it’s John Edwards cheating on his wife or Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick sending illicit text messages to his “lover” sex and politics seem to go hand in hand since Thomas Jefferson had an “extended family.” Sorry we’re not going to cover FDR, JFK only the new new affairs.

Here’s a list of some of the more noteworthy extramarital transgressions involving our public officials in recent history.

Rep. Mel Reynolds, an Illinois Democrat, was involved in a sex scandal with a teenage girl. Yeah that’s what you want out of your elected Representative.

Republican Sen.. Bob Packwood of Oregon couldn’t keep his hands off women. Bad sure, but you’ll read much worse, if you don’t know it already.

Sen Bob Packwood

Senator David Vitter Louisiana Republican has always denied his connections and use of New Orleans prostitutes. However the good Senator did come clean about his number showing up on a DC madam’s phone list as well as a few other “issues” he has cleared up with his wife and our lord and savior.

David Vitter

We all remember Senator Larry Craig who inadvertently has made airport men’s bathrooms an uncomfortable place to be. Senator Craig has taken the Clinton approach of denial. But don’t worry he’s not gay.

Sen Larry Craig

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer resigns after news becomes public that he paid for the services of a high end call girl. Ironic since Spitzer came into office, “as a fierce enforcer of ethics in public life.

Elliot Spitzer

“The Whore”

Elliot Spitzer's Call Girl

New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey took a different approach to sex scandals when he came out of the closet as a gay man and resigned as Governor of New Jersey. Unexpected for a Republican.

Detroit Mayor Democrat Kwame Kilpatrick who is undergoing a fight for his political career. As hard as he tries he can’t seem to stay out of jail for parole violations. However parole violations aren’t a major concern for the married Mayor who was busted by text. Text messages the Mayor sent in 2002 and 2003 indicated he had a sexual affair with his chief of staff (who is pictured below).

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom committed a cardinal sin by having an affair with his campaign managers wife. Having worked a brief stint in local and national politics I can tell you what a total, colossal violation of trust this is. Especially given the nature of this relationship. Newsom trusted his political future to his campaign manager the least he could do is not f*&k his wife.

Republican Presidential candidate and Arizona Senator John McCain had a little known affair with his current wife when he was married to his ex-wife. This past affair hasn’t made much headlines for McCain and really goes to show that sex and politics don’t have to mean the end to a political career. It just means you’re just not a good person. That’s all.

John and Cindy McCain

John Edwards recent marital infidelities have left his personal life splattered like a bug across the windshield of American politics. Of course we delight to learn that Senator Edwards has faults, is human, isn’t a cyborg, unlike former Vice President Al “ManBearPig” Gore. However John’s affair really takes the cake. Not only did he cheat on his wife which is an unconscionable offense in and of itself but the icing on the cake was the fact that his wife was in remission from cancer at this time of the affair. Well done Senator you’re the biggest son of a bitch I know. Senator Kerry is also rumored to now be on Obama’s shortlist as a VP candidate.

The Senator and the “other” woman

John Edwards Affair

My point here is that these are our leaders. The people we elect to represent our interests. Now no one is perfect but come on get it together. What pisses me off the most is that these representatives spend most of their time screwing us, the taxpayer, with higher taxes, less services and in many cases can’t even pass a budget on time leaving many families out in the wind and costing us millions more in interest payments because they can’t do their jobs. Given all these significant deficiencies how do they possibly have the time to f*&k all these people and us at the same time?

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July 16, 2008

Gary Weinlein Author Introduction

By rpistar42 | 07.16.2008 | Filed under: Uncategorized

I’d like to begin my initial post by introducing myself. My name is Gary and I have known and been friends with the guys from TD for years. When this opportunity came along to write a blog on their site I was more than happy to do it. A little background on me, I’m from the Albany area. I attended college at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute (and still paying for it), majored in finance and now work in the financial service industry. I’ve always been interested in sports. I’ve played everything from racquetball to football, to track and field. I’ve tried just about everything. For some reason, it was the preparation that I really fell in love with. There’s something to be said about being at your peak, no matter what you’re training for. That’s why I think I love working out as much as I do. It’s the feeling that you get from being in great shape that’s addicting and makes you willing to give up precious free time in order to progress towards or maintain that feeling, even if you’re not involved in any organized sports or activities.

That’s what really draws me into a site like TD. To me, I feel it’s a site all about being striving to be your best. I’m going to be setting some goals over then next few weeks at a personal level, a professional level and at a fitness level. I’ve read you’re ten times more likely to accomplish your goals if you tell someone else what they are. That’s exactly what I plan to do here. There’s probably of hundreds, if not thousands of interactions that take place throughout the day that we can learn from. I think this will be a great forum for me to give a little more thought to those interactions and really get something out of them. If you get anything out of these learned lessons, or if I can help anyone else along the way, all the better! I’m looking at this blog as an opportunity for me to grow as a writer, a professional, and a fitness advocate and let you into the mind of an over analytical, over caffeinated finance and gym geek. I look forward to sharing my stories and hearing yours as well. Thank you

Gary


June 12, 2008

Polyphasic Sleep: Is it Healthy? Is it Possible?

By TD-Adam | 06.12.2008 | Filed under: Health, Life Hacks, Uncategorized

What if I told you that you could sleep less without feeling more tired? Not only sleep a little less, but a lot less - up to five hours less a day by taking short naps every few hours. Imagine what you could do with that time! Start a new hobby, work an extra job, spend more time with your family, etc. At this point I probably sound like a late-night infomercial, but that is the basic premise behind polyphasic sleep. I would say that it’s a highly controversial subject, but the medical community seems to ignore and dismiss it (you can’t really have controversy if one side doesn’t see an issue). For something so potentially beneficial and so (relatively) simple to test, it’s shocking that there has been no widespread studies and the majority of “data” out there is anecdotal evidence presented by those who have tried it.

What is Polyphasic Sleep

Polyphasic sleep is the practice of breaking up your sleep into more than one session in any 24 hour period. In contrast, the standard “8 hours” is considered “monophasic” sleep because you only sleep once per 24 hours. In general, when people mention polyphasic sleep it usually refers to more than two sleep sessions - sleeping twice in any 24 hour period is usually referred to “biphasic”.

Breaking up your sleep is sometimes considered OK by the medical community, as long as you still achieve the same amount of total sleep. According to the Wikipedia article on Polyphasic Sleep, the military uses polyphasic sleep to help soldiers get enough sleep around their demanding schedule:

An Air Force report states: “Each individual nap should be long enough to provide at least 45 continuous minutes of sleep, although longer naps (2 hours) are better. In general, the shorter each individual nap is, the more frequent the naps should be (the objective remains to acquire a daily total of 8 hours of sleep).”

Now, the controversy comes in when people try to adapt something called Uberman sleep, an extreme form of polyphasic sleeping where you nap approximately 20 minutes every four hours (when you say “polyphasic sleep” most people immediately think of Uberman). The idea behind Uberman is that you “trick” yourself into falling directly into Stage 5 REM sleep, the most beneficial sleep, reducing your sleep cycle from 100 minutes to 20 and therefore reducing the time you sleep in a day from around 500 minutes down to as low as 120 minutes. Adding to the folklore and mystique of Uberman is that it is reported that several famous historical figures like Leonardo da Vinci, Napoleon, Thomas Edison, Nikola Tesla, and Winston Churchill have slept on Uberman-like sleep schedules (although proof of this is scant at best).

Potential Benefits

Aside to the obvious benefit of increased free time, the following benefits have been reported:

  • More energy
  • Reduced drowsiness
  • Ability to remember your dreams
  • Ability to wake up automatically
  • More endurance during heavy physical work

Potential Risks

Most sleep experts still look at polyphasic sleep as a sleep disorder:

It used to be thought by scientists that REM is the main reason we sleep and that REM is largely responsible for the mental rejuvenation effects. Scientists no longer believe this. Humans typically (normal pattern) get their daily sleep in one long stetch (go to bed at night; get up in the morning), while other mammals are usually practice polyphasic sleep patterns. This pattern may have evolved in an attempt to remain vigilant against predators.

There is not much scientific evidence to support the polyphasic sleep theory. Sleep researchers do not work in this field, and the medical establishment, including sleep specialists, do not recommend this technique.

However, different people vary widely in their sleep needs, and there are anecdotes of geniuses such as Leonardo Da Vince and Thomas Edison sleeping in a polyphasic pattern. This has led to some people thinking they can increase their productivity by employing polyphasic sleep.

In a recent issue of Men’s Health Magazine, a writer attempted (unsuccessfully) to adapt to the Uberman sleep schedule. Despite trying, he was unable to find any doctors who would really vouch for polyphasic sleep. Christopher Winter, M.D., a board-certified sleep-medicine specialist and the medical director of the Sleep Medicine Center at Martha Jefferson Hospital in Charlottesville, Virginia, had the following to say:

All kinds of things could happen to individuals who are sleep deprived. Changes in blood pressure, heart rate, hormones, glucose metabolism, temperature regulation, and appetite can be seen quite quickly. The sleepless individual is probably cold [due to increased energy expenditure], so hypothermia could be an eventual cause of death. So could catabolism — that is, an increased metabolic rate and protein breakdown — and susceptibility to disease from a weakened immune system.

In sum: you’ll have a very hard time finding anyone in the medical community who will even listen to the argument that an Uberman sleep schedule can be healthy.

Who Has Tried It?

The information available is almost all personal case-studies, the most famous (and most successful) being personal productivity blogger Steve Pavlina’s almost 6 months of practicing an Uberman sleep schedule. He eventually stopped not for health reasons or stress, but because the rest of the world sleeps on a monophasic schedule:

The #1 reason I decided to call it quits is simply that the rest of the world is monophasic. If most of the world was polyphasic, I probably would have stuck with it. Obviously when you go polyphasic, you fall out of sync with the way other people live. You’re awake most of the night while everyone is asleep. If you sleep like most people, then the hours you’ll gain from polyphasic sleep will come in the middle of the night. And as I gradually learned, nighttime hours are not the same as daytime hours when you live in a monophasic world.

Tastefully Driven Forum user “Timmy” posted about his failed attempt to adapt to a Uberman sleep schedule, which ultimately is what gave me the idea for this article. If you Google polyphasic sleep you’ll find hundreds of others who have tried with minimal success to adapt to some form of a polyphasic sleep schedule.

So is there ANYONE in the medical community who supports polyphasic sleep? It’s scarce, but there are a few. Most notably, sleep researcher Sara Mednick, Ph.D., has posted about Uberman on her blog:

This practice rests upon one important hypothesis that our biological rhythms are adaptable. This means that we can train our internal mechanisms not only when to sleep and wake, but also when to get hungry, have energy for exercise, perform mental activities. Inferred in this hypothesis is that we have the power to regulate our mood, metabolism, core body temperature, endocrine and stress response, basically everything inside this container of flesh we call home. Truly an Uberman feat!

There is evidence in favor of this hypothesis from studies of humans and other animals. During the summer season in the northern latitudes, millions of people every year acclimate to long lit days without any sign of deterioration to the aforementioned internal mechanisms. During periods of migration, birds will travel for days apparently without the need for sleep. Our 24/7 culture has hospital staff, plant workers, and drivers of goods toiling into the wee hours. These members of society are in fact not living as long, more often infirm, and getting into more accidents than their 9-to-5 working counterparts. But the fact is that they ARE doing it.

Should You Try It

Should you try polyphasic sleep? If you are a new mother or work odd hours, getting your ~8 hours in several different sessions might be the best way to ensure you don’t deprive yourself of sleep. Should you try an Uberman’s sleep schedule? At this point in time, all I can say is proceed at your own risk. No one really knows or understands the long term detriments that such a sleep schedule can cause, so proceed with caution. Even those who have tried it admit that they are unsure if they are doing serious long term damage or not.

The other factor in all of this is whether or not your lifestyle will allow for polyphasic sleep.  Your life and your job need to be extremely flexible to allow for sleep every four hours.  For most, this factor alone will eliminate them from contention.  IF you do attempt an Uberman schedule, you might want to try easing yourself into it with a slightly reduced biphasic sleep schedule similar to the one Devin Reams reportedly does.

We Need More From the Medical Community

The big question I have is why hasn’t the medical community studied polyphasic sleep more?  Think of all of the wacky drugs and crazy diets that get funding for studies at all of the labs and universities around the world, yet no one can do a large scale study on Uberman?  To truly test Uberman there needs to be a third party monitoring the exact amount of sleep, what stage of sleep (can you really “trick” your brain into REM sleep?), and the impact of Uberman on cognitive functioning, metabolism, stress, blood pressure, happiness, and anything else critical to a long and healthy life.  Until that happens it’s impossible to say whether or not extreme polyphasic sleep schedules like Uberman are healthy.


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